Killer Couple: Working for the Man Part 3

(Inside the dole office in cubicle eight, Jeff and Alice sit in front of the inspector.)

Inspector: Jeff and Alice, is it? Now then, as you two have been unemployed for six months now, I would like to ask a few routine questions. Now then, what attempts have you two made in finding work?

Alice: Well we get the paper.

Jeff: And we go to Job Centre.

Inspector: I see. Now according to our files, we heard that you two are interested in bartending, hairdressing and clerical work.

Jeff: It's true alright.

Alice: Definitely.

Inspector: Now, back in April, we set you two up at a bank and evidently you two didn't get the job.

Jeff: Tragic, ain't it? We also had a job once.

Alice: Yeah, we worked at that desk at the dentist's.

Inspector: I see. Now we also know that you two have been claiming benefit for quite some time now. Unless either of you find a job, we might have to stop your benefit.

Alice: Now what'll we do?

Jeff: I think we'll do what we do best.

Inspector: What are you two on about?

(Jeff and Alice grin maliciously and get their knives out. Meanwhile..)

Cafe girl: (wheeling her tray of cakes and coffee.) Inspector, would you like some tea? (enters and faints from seeing a killing.)

Jeff: Fancy a cup of tea, Alice? Oh look, they got cakes. (tries one.)

Alice: Now we'll be able to make more money.

(They both laugh. Fade to black. End credits.)